8.23.2010

HATE



I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL

The dialogue is so cliche. They would've been better off saying:

Ponytail: Giiiirrrrlllll my hair so nappy.
Baldhead: Really? get in that kitchen and tame that shit.
Ponytail: *laughs* Mmmm Hmmmm.
Baldhead: Mmmmm Hmmmm.
Ponytail: Mmmm Hmmm Hmm Hmmm.
Baldhead: Yop Yop...girl you got it.
Ponytail: Mmm Hmmm you know it.
Baldhead: Take this Olive Oil stuff, it works...look how shiny my hair is.
Ponytail: I need this strong ass gel for these damned egdes.
Baldhead: *laughs* giiiirrrrlll you silly, Mmmm Hmmm.
Ponytail: Mmmmmmmmm Hmmmmm
Baldhead: Mmmm Hmmm CHICKENWATERMELONGRAPEPOP

Like, whoever wrote the script exaggerated every bit of it. To the point that every word they spoke upon was unnatural and stereotypical. Besides, that's a crappy product.

3 comments:

  1. Lol I Swear i thought i was the only 1 who hated that commercial.

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