HA!! Flick his dick, "lights on lights off". No more clap clappin' or flicking a bland ass, umm..light thingamabob. The only thing I can say that is fucked up about this lamp is that dude isn't having any fun. LOOK AT HIS FACE! He's being violated for our sight. Whatever, I think it's hilarious in a perverted way. I wonder if Spencer's sell this item? I will mos def buy it for my granny.