Topic: cookies sex and gay marriage
4:29 p.m. Saturday October 16, 2010
I would imagine Cookie Sex to be some what of...um...edible, orgasmic greatness. Well of course I haven't had sex with cookies but knowing that chocolate chip, white choclate and macadamia nut, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin, butter toffee and sugar cookies will soon be bangable brings an eager smile to my face. I wouldn't JSUT have cookie sex i would have cookie Orgies. And because of that i might be Michigans biggest whore.
Now, gay marriage. An argument that i believe will never decease. My opinion on it is that it should be legalized in every state of this hypocritical country that we live in. Who are you to say what is right and what is wrong when it comes to what somebody prefers in their love life. I HATE HOMOPHOBES. If anybody was to be banned from anything, homophobes should be the first ones with theie mouths sewn together. I mean really, how are gays afflicting your life? I'lll wait... If I was a minister, I would marry the gays...all of them...in the world. Somebody elses joy brings smiles to my face, no matter what race, gender or sexuality.
I type fast.